Tag: funny
member name: Jason S.
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March 27, 2008 10:57 AM EDT --
For those of you who hav'nt seen the 2007 Darwin awards, here it is! I believe this proves why stupid people should't breed, because if they do their offspring end up on this list. . . .
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March 27, 2008 11:05 AM EDT --
It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why . . .
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April 21, 2008 08:04 PM EDT --
The Stud Rooster
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud
rooster for his Chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and
says, "OK . . .
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April 13, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
I went into the gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas...
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
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July 02, 2008 09:23 PM EDT --
Cat urine glows under a black-light!
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December 04, 2009 10:02 PM EST --
Saw this picture and it made me laugh. Thats some serious Multi-Tasking.
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April 03, 2008 11:19 AM EDT --
http://libweb5.princeton.edu/theses/thesesid.asp?ID=9867
Its true Michelle isn't running for president. . . .
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March 04, 2009 11:08 PM EST --
Nature is Beautiful
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April 01, 2008 05:10 PM EDT --
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' . . .
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April 01, 2008 05:16 PM EDT --
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
How come . . .
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March 27, 2008 01:07 AM EDT --
A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms. Week after week he would come in with the same order. One day the druggist felt he had . . .
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April 26, 2008 02:46 AM EDT --
MEXICO DROPS OUT OF 2008 SUMMER OLYMPICS
President Felipe Calderon of Mexico has announced that Mexico will
not participate in the Beijing Summer Olympics.
He stated:..... . . .
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March 27, 2008 11:11 AM EDT --
The latest telephone poll taken by the California Census office asked people living in California whether they think Illegal Immigration is a Serious problem or not:
19% of respondents answered: . . .
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April 14, 2008 11:21 PM EDT --
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May 08, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum?
Q : Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A : Try a bookstore-------under fiction.?
Q : What can . . .
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June 09, 2008 05:43 PM EDT --
I pulled into a racetrac to fill up today... 3.98 a gallon for regular..
Anyway I WISH I had a camera with me.. The premium and regular didn't have a spiderweb, but the plus had a BIG THICK . . .
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June 10, 2008 06:43 AM EDT --
I hate zero tolerance policies at schools. They remove the ability of a human being to implement critical thinking skills and use their better judgment to prevent ridiculous stories like this one from . . .
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June 15, 2008 10:20 PM EDT --
I found this while perusing the urban dictionary. I thought it was funny, so I am passing it on. And sorry if this offends, but these guys arent born like this, they have to try to be like this.. heheh . . .
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July 02, 2008 11:24 AM EDT --
In 1980 the yellow pages listed a funeral Home under "frozen foods".
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July 02, 2008 09:39 PM EDT --
"Rhythms" is the longest English word without the normal vowels, a, e, i, o, or u.
good to know in scrabble!
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